What is it I need again?

Quick one, as I'm going out soon and need to finish breakfast/have a shower and all that.

A few years ago on the old blog I posted a thing about typing "[insert your name here] needs" into your search engine of choice and have a chuckle about what comes up. Well, while waiting on my computer to do somethings the other day I thought I'd try this again. So, here are a few results from the first page of the search 'David needs'.

- Why Dirty David needs a wash
- David needs to Come home soon
- David needs to Shower
- David needs the beach
- David needs a friend

Don't know what that says about people called David really. I shower every day, I'm currently at home, I have friends and have NO need of the beach. Let's see what comes up for some other people that I know. These may be edited so people can't match up names...

- **** needs to bring sexy back
- **** needs to be storm ready
- **** needs a smack daddy
- **** needs to act his/her age
- **** needs a wee
- **** needs to win sexiest veg
- **** needs some testicles
- **** needs more pub
- **** needs parenting classes.

Some people need some weird things. Oh, and it's Matthew needs to bring sexy back. Matthew also needs more Jesus.