The last thing that I wanted to do if I became a father was turn into my Dad. I’m not even a Dad and I’m already turning into him. Here’s a list of Dad-like things that I have found myself saying to Catriona (these are generic Dad-things, but some that my own father has come out with):
- Have you got a rubber bum?
- I think you’re teaching the bathroom floor how to swim.
- Yer like a sack o’ totties hanging oot.
- Are you going to leave that lying there?
- You can have ice cream if you eat more of your dinner.
- This room is not tidy.
- Yes, but I’m not your Mum.
- Did you wash your hands?
- Listen to your Mother.
Sadly, I don’t have his skill at building things, loading a car or packing a bag.
Oh well, such is life.
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David, I wish I could see you with Catriona, I bet its the funniest thing in the world!!!!!! She prob has you well and truly wrapped round her little finger by now!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha, enjoy Amsterdam!!!!
I wouldn't say that she has got me wrapped around her finger. There's a difference between being wrapped around a finger and doing something because you just want a bit of peace.
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